Need to make a little extra dough this weekend? Take the smart money and let it ride on one of these prop bets for tomorrow’s Super Bowl.
- Over/under 7,358 chomps on same piece of gum by Pete Carroll; you’d look like a real asshole if you took the over here
O/U 6.5 audibles missed by Derrick Coleman
- O/U 1.5 times Peyton Manning says, “Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex” at line of scrimmage
O/U 11.5 times that cheesy dickhead from your office says he “just watches the game for the commercials”
Combined concussions suffered by Wes Welker and Percy Harvin vs. number of chicken parms eaten by Chris Christie
O/U 7.5 times game referred to as “Harbowl”
Color of Gatorade dumped on winning coach: it might be cold in New York, so take chicken broth at 600/1